How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
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so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
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All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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