My nipple is on Facebook.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
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