Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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