wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
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grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
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That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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