the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
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This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
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I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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