And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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