i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
he puts the penis in happiness.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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