Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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