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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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