Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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