He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
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