White coat. Heels.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
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I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
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I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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