so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
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they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
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I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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