i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
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Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
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Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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