Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
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He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
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I think your dad took our porno
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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