I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
