she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
im calling her cock vulture from now on
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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