Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
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All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
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He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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