the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
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