Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
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My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
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You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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