She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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