How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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