Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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