Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
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