I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
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I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
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But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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