3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
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We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
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He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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