why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
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I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
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I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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