Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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