I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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