it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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