Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
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And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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