Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
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She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
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Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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