so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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