party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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