so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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