ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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