kristin has been a bad kristin
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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