I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
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I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
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Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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