problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
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Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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