Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
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Every concussion has its silver lining
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
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Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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