fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
time to smoke my breakfast
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Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
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You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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