He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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