Can i not drive my cunt home
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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