Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
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