Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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