Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
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I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
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Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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