All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
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she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
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Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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