Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
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At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
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Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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