So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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