yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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