She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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