is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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