I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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