Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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