If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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